# Salted chocolate chip cookies

1 May

Much thanks to the social media folks at MoMath for tweeting/facebooking my last combinatorics post!  Welcome any new math-loving readers!  You will probably not be interested in this post, but there’s a chance you might be!

My in-laws got me a BEAUTIFUL red KitchenAid stand mixer for the wedding and I LOVE it.  It also matches our new food processor (loaned for at least the next three years to me by my incredible maid of honor/wedding photographer), which I also LOVE.  Since getting the stand mixer, I’ve gotten into the habit of breakfast baking if I’m up at least an hour before I need to get out the door.  That is, I put ingredients in the mixer and turn it on, then start making breakfast, and do both simultaneously.  I can eat my hot meal (hashbrowns, bacon, eggs, lots of fun lately) while the cookies bake, then clean up both afterwards before heading off to the office.

Not a very loquacious bunch here- all I heard was a couple of “Can Is Terse”.

First, you cream the butter and sugars.  I’ve been buying pounds of butter and freezing them, and have spent a bit of time experimenting with the best way to get them to soften.  Of course the best is to put them out a day before you want to use them, but who plans to bake?  After a lot of microwaving on random powers and at various times, I’ve decided that easiest is best here: 30 seconds on high.  You might still have some frozen chunks, but if you’ve got the stand mixer that doesn’t really matter.

Also, this recipe (link below) is SUPER METICULOUS.  I am not super meticulous and it still turned out delicious!  For instance, 1/4 c packed brown sugar is like, a heap over 1/4 c *not* packed brown sugar, right?

He eats a lot of fruit, but my husband doesn’t pack the sugar down. Oh well, at least we don’t have ghosts running around our house trying to kill us. (This is a long reference to Pac-Man if you didn’t get it).

Also, learning to use the stand mixer was not the fastest!  I ended up googling how to take the beater off because I didn’t know we had a manual (we’re still organizing the kitchen…)

It’s clear what the nemesis’ attachment of choice would be. And baking Peter Pan would pick the left attachment: Dreams come true, if only we WHISK hard enough. That leaves the standard beater attachment- I say Tinkerbell, because in her jealousy she whispers to the mermaids “beat her!”

Okay enough with the jokes.  Toss in an egg and vanilla, beat again, then toss in the dry ingredients.

No more puns? Yeah right, Yen. Even under eggstreme conditions I can’t avoid them.

What sort of conditions? Things I can’t handle?

Even under dough-ress the puns would sneak out

The key to these cookies is SALT.  I normally don’t add salt to my baked goods (I use salted butter and have never noticed a huge difference), but the SALT makes these cookies incredible.  I used leftover vanilla salt from the wedding favors, though coarse sea salt would also work.

Drop onto a cookie sheet and bake for 12 minutes while you eat breakfast!

Doughn’t forget that you’re not supposed to eat raw dough (I always taste it though)

So, as promised, here’s the link to the “Best EVER Chocolate Chip Cookies!

I warn you: the recipe is VERY METICULOUS.  She uses timing.  I assure you, you don’t have to leave the cookies on the sheet for exactly 2 minutes, then remove and let cool on paper for 3 minutes.  They’re still delicious.

Here’s another glamour shot, this time on one of our new cutting boards.  Really I’m just trying to show off all our new kitchen equipment in this post.