While I’ll always make those vegan (sometimes) pumpkin cinnamon rolls whenever I have three or four hours to wait, I now make these cinnamon buns every time I want cinnamon buns NOW (but really, within half an hour from start to finish, which is faster than going to the store to get them). I’ve had this recipe for about three months and have made these at least six times- they were the first thing I baked after baby was born! They were also the second thing I baked after baby was born. And possibly the third.
No matter how many people you have eating these, they’ll be gone very quickly. I think four is a great number, so everyone gets to have two and maybe wishes they had more. But three is also wonderful, because eating three of these is wonderful. Honestly I could eat all eight that come in a batch by myself. What I’m saying is THESE ARE SO GOOD GO BUY SOME CRESCENT ROLL DOUGH AND MAKE THEM NOW.
They’re so good that I didn’t take a picture of all the ingredients beforehand. If you bake at all you already have all of these minus the crescent roll dough.
I just did jury duty. Everyone had pat responses to everything
First put a pat of butter in a smallish casserole dish or pie pan, and stick it in the cold oven. Turn the oven to 350. I love when stuff goes in a cold oven, so you aren’t wasting gas by preheating. Anyways.
Open your can of crescent roll dough (this was not intuitive to me and it took me awhile and I still think I do it wrong), and spread out the dough. Pinch together the edges so you have one big rectangle of dough.
It wasn’t hard to get the witnesses to open up, you just had to press at the right moments
With the facts spread before us, we had to return a verdict
It’s OK if it’s not perfect; pinching just makes it easier to cut the buns. Now stick another two tablespoons of butter in the microwave for 15 seconds (or if you’re one of those people who leave butter out, just take that softened butter. I think I’ll start leaving butter out. It’s so convenient!) and spread it on the dough. Mash or slice a banana and spread it on top of the butter. I’ve done it both ways and I think I prefer eating the mashed banana, but slicing is SO EASY. Then mix some cinnamon into some sugar and sprinkle it over the whole thing.
We were following the letter of the law, ignoring ideas of sin. Amen! Church and state should be separate
Sometimes witnesses would sprinkle in random facts/observations, and we’d take that into account too
Now take the long edge and fold up an inch. Roll up the whole thing this way (so you’re traveling a shorter distance and holding the longer side).
Taking a break from court- check out this natural log! It rules!
Cutting the roll is the hardest part of this. I’ve used floss, as in the next picture, but a sharp slightly wet knife has worked the best. No matter how I’ve done it, I smushed the rolls. That’s OK. Cut in half (the dough already does this for you), then cut each half in half, and each of those in half, so you end up with eight. (Yes, Yen, two cubed is eight. Good job!)
Sometimes it was hard to cut between the lines and figure out what actually happened.
Now pull that casserole dish out of the oven- the butter should be nice and melted now. Spread it around, and sprinkle with two tablespoons of brown sugar.
This was just a small civil case, not like Brown vs. Butter of Education. Oh it was Board of Education, huh. Mixed it up in mind for some reason.
Many things were mixed up in the case- who was where when, why and how what happened happened, sugar and butter (I brought cookies for day 3 of jury duty)
Now put the rolls, spiral side down, in the pan. They’ll be a few inches apart, which is fine- they’ll spread into deliciousness. This brown sugar-butter combination on the bottom makes a crust similar to pineapple upside down cake. It’s awesome.
Bake for 20 minutes.
I love these plain, but you can also glaze them (powdered sugar + milk + vanilla) or frost them (cream cheese + powdered sugar + milk +vanilla). I prefer the cream cheese and will include that below.
It was hard to look at the plaintiff when we returned the verdict in favor of the defendant- there was no way to sugar coat it.
Baby cinnamon rolls, adapted from kevin and amanda (theirs is also good but uses twice as much butter and sugar)
1 can Pillsbury crescent rolls
1/4 c butter (1/2 stick)
2 TB brown sugar
2 TB white sugar
1 tsp cinnamon
1 very ripe banana
(optional): 2 oz cream cheese, 1 c powdered sugar, 1 TB milk, 1/2 tsp vanilla
Cut two tablespoons of the butter into a pie pan or a small casserole dish. Place into the oven and set oven to 350.
Spread out the crescent roll dough, pinching seams together. Soften remaining two tablespoons of butter (microwave 15 seconds) and spread on dough. Either mash banana and spread atop butter, or slice and lay in lines across the dough (like an American flag). Mix white sugar and cinnamon, then sprinkle over the dough. Roll up dough into a log. Cut into eight slices.
Remove warm pan from oven. Sprinkle with brown sugar. Place slices spiral side down onto the butter-sugar. Bake for 20 minutes, until golden brown.
(Optional): Soften the cream cheese (microwave for 15 seconds), then mash with a fork. Add in powdered sugar, milk, and vanilla, and mash until you have a thick frosting. Plop some onto each warm cinnamon roll. Devour.